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11.06.2025 00:52
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Are you afraid to get married and why?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
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Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Teens like me, what are your expectations when entering adulthood?
No, not a chance
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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